There were actually quite a lot of hot tourists in Malacca. I bought two tees, three pairs of boxers, socks, and other stuff. I can't really remember everything that went on though. I know we went bowling and my super bitchy cousin was so annoying. His name is Bryan. Yuck. My sister, my cousin and I were bowling and I was bowling with the 9 pound ball. I'm not awesome at bowling, and so he kept going, " Use a heavier ball, spin the ball. You have to SPIN the ball." So I was like, "If you're so good, YOU do it." And he shut up. But 2 seconds after that, while he sister was getting ready to bowl, he went," Ah, even with the bumpers you'll still get zero pins, stupid!"
So when it got to HIS turn, everybody was expacting professional bowling. Or at least bowling better than us. So he bowled, and he got ZERO pins. All of us were laughing at him at teasing him. But he didn't say anything. The next time he bowled again, he got ZERO-AGAIN! Hah, Loser. The 3rd time, he knocked down nothing again. He turned around and said very defensively, "My hand HURTS!" We were all like, oookay, whatever.
So, at the chalet, I had the best time ever. OH AND YAY MADRID!!! REAL MADRID WON LA LIGA AND I'M SUPER HAPPY FOR THEM. And Becks especially. I feel very proud of him. Like, he's leaving Real and he leaves them with the title. :D I'm so happy. Sam, Amanda, my sis and I were watching the match at 3am to 5 am. TomKat, Posh, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz were in the crowd. Katie Holmes did her hair like Posh. Hahah.
Well, since we slept at like 5am plus, we wanted to sorta sleep in. But my 20 year old cousin who was also sleeping on the matteresses and sleeping bags downstairs with us because he didn't want to sleep in the humongous tents with the hundred kids who were just on either side of me.
SO at like 8 am in the morning, most of the kids were up but the 5am-ers were still sleeping.
Then suddenly we all heard this song getting louder and LOUDER. It was Gabriel's damn alarm from his damn phone going, "IIIIIIIIII CAN GIVE YOU GATSBYYYYYYY, GATSBYYYYYYYY, GATSBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY." And it kept repeating and repeating and we all got so fustrated we just thought, heck it, I'm going to wake up. 3 hours of sleep thanks to Mr. Gabriel Tan.
The 2nd day of our stay there, my nephews and cousins went to play football at the caged place they booked. It was cool.
On the way there my nephew Daryl was singing some Barney song. His older brother Denzel was like, "That song SUCKS!" So Daryl shouted, "OR HOR! YOU SAID THE "S" WORD!!"
By then I was already laughing. And Denzel went, "You got a problem?!"
Daryl went, "Yeah, YOU."
Denzel was like, "You got a problem, LICK THE FLOOR."
Daryl went, "YOU ALSO!"
I thought the lick the floor part was a bit off, but the both of them looked like they were about to murder each other so I didn't say anything. Funny bunnys.
AH, Kaka' is like so HOT right now. Not like he ever wasn't, but now, EVERYBODY WANTS HIM! Yay!
Just look.
Dad seeks hefty pay-hike for AC Milan's Kaka tribalfooball.com - June 18, 2007
Kaka is ready to discuss an improved contract with AC Milan.
The Brazilian star only renewed his deal last year, committing himself to Milan until 2011 for £3.75 millon-a-year. However, Bosco Leite, Kaka's Dad, is seeking talks over a new deal for his son and wants his wages hiked up to £4.25 million-a-year.
Bosco met with Real Madrid officials last week and was tabled terms worth ?7 million-a-year.
Along with the new contract demands, says Corriere dello Sport, Bosco has also requested Milan to bring Kaka's brother, Digao, back from his loan at Rimini next season.
While considering Bosco's demands, Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani is ready to hand a more influential role to Leonardo at the club next season.
The former Brazilian star is close to Kaka and his promotion is sure to please the Milan ace.
AND ANOTHER THING! IMPORTANT FOR EVERYBODY TO READ!
Pele: Kaka is best and better than Ronaldo :D :D :D
9:06 AM Tue 19th Jun, 2007
Pele has dubbed AC Milan midfielder Kaka 'the best player in the world', ahead of Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo.
Real Madrid target Kaka, 25, was in sparkling form in Europe this season and won Pele's admiration after leading AC Milan to a seventh Champions League/European Cup crown.
The Brazil international finished as top scorer in the competition with 10 goals, including three in the Rossoneri's 5-3 aggregate semi-final win against United.
'Kaka is the best player in the world, without a doubt,' said Pele in Italian sports daily La Gazzetta dello Sport.
Kaka and Portugal international Ronaldo have arguably been the stars of European football this past season, with the media and pundits alike clamouring to have their say on who is the more talented of the two.
Ronaldo, 22, recently won the English PFA Players' Player and Young Player of the Year awards, and walked off with the 2007 Portuguese Footballer of the Year gong in the wake of his starring role in United's successful Premiership campaign.
But for Pele, compatriot Kaka has the edge over the talented winger.
'Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in England,' he added. 'But from that to being the best player in the world there is still some way.
'Kaka is a player with great quality and that makes him stronger than Cristiano Ronaldo and that will help him become one of the best players ever.'
WOOHOO! GO KAKA'! GO PELE!
And suprise, suprise, more about Kaka'!
Robinho urges Kaka to join Real Madrid tribalfooball.com - June 19, 2007
Robinho has urged AC Milan star Kaka to join him at Real Madrid after celebrating their Spanish championship triumph.
The winger declared: "Kaka is a great player. I hope that he wins the vote [for World Player of the Year] and also that he can play with us at Real Madrid.
"We understand each other very well on and off the pitch, and it would be good to have another Brazilian with us.
"To play with a star like Kaka would be wonderful."
:)
And now, the rest of the Kaka' Vanity Fair picture scans! :) SEXY.
