- Ms Champion's pissed with our class again.
- Catechism starts this Saturday.
Good stuff: - New Geography teacher, Mr Sebastien Chew (Ultra nice and kinda funny)
- Ms Beverly's still here.
- I LOVE SEXY AMI JAMES
- Miami was ultra funny yesterday
- The list below :D
From Times Online
June 20, 2007
The world's top 50 footballers
Can Kaka kick Cristiano into a cocked hat? Does Ronaldinho run rings around Rooney? Gabriele Marcotti picks the best players on the planet. Do you agree?
Gabriele Marcotti
50. Gary Neville (Manchester United)
A right back is admittedly an unusual choice, but Neville brings a host of intangibles to the table, from leadership to experience to consistency.
49. Clarence Seedorf (Milan)
You don’t win four Champions League crowns with three different clubs by accident. Perhaps he doesn’t turn it on as often as he once did, but his collection of rabbit’s feet alone makes him a worthwhile punt.
48. Jefferson Farfan (PSV Eindhoven)
He gives you trickery, pace and width, plus a host of goals (42 in the Dutch league over the past two years, a remarkable total for a guy who is not a genuine centre forward).
47. Phillip Lahm (Bayern Munich)
Little Mr Consistency runs all day and is a reliable source of goal-saving tackles and pinpoint crosses. Arguably the best left back around.
46. Rodrigo Palacio (Boca Juniors)
Probably the most reliable striker outside Europe. Something of a late bloomer, at 25 he’s really hitting his stride.
45. Diego (Werder Bremen)
Stick him in the hole behind two strikers and watch him weave his magic. He’s Kaka-lite (or, given his corpulent build, Kaka-heavy).
44. Rino Gattuso (Milan)
Steven Gerrard’s ghostwriters may not rate him, but most of the rest of us do. He runs himself into the ground, lifts the crowd and never gives up.
43. Hernan Crespo (Inter)
139 goals in his past 209 league starts in Serie A and the Premiership tell only part of the story. His movement up front is also straight out of a footballing textbook.
42. Klaas-Jan Huntelaar (Ajax)
By all accounts, he had a poor season - “just” 21 league goals (down from 33 last year). That says it all. Comparisons to Marco van Basten may be wide of the mark, but he’ll get you goals.
41. Alessandro Nesta (Milan)
Now that he’s fit again, strikers beware: he’s unnaturally quick, strong in the tackle and about as athletic as anyone playing the game today.
40. Juninho Pernambucano (Lyons)
Elegant and creative, but also with an edge when necessary, he can light up any side. Plus, he’ll get his usual haul of set-piece goals.
39. “Lucho” Gonzalez (Porto)
A box-to-box dervish who gets his fair share of goals and is a natural leader to boot. If only he played in a higher profile league...
38. Paul Scholes (Manchester United)
He redefined the role of attacking midfield player in the Premiership. The one concern is how well he would do away from his mentor, Sir Alex Ferguson.
37. Daniele De Rossi (Roma)
The poor man’s Roy Keane. Runs the midfield with intensity and intelligence and, like Keane, occasionally falls prey to the red mist (just ask Brian McBride).
36. Dejan Stankovic (Inter)
His long-range goals make the highlight reels, but his real contribution is the way he can effortlessly slot into any midfield position.
35. Fernando Torres (Atletico Madrid)
It feels as if he’s been around forever, but he’s still just twenty-three. Tall, strong, bright, he can lead any line on his own.
34. David Beckham (Real Madrid/Los Angeles Galaxy)
Strip away the hype, and you have a respected leader who provides the most delicious service from wide positions. That alone is worth a few dozen goals a season.
33. Javier Zanetti (Inter)
Again, we’re dealing with intangibles here. The Inter skipper is a true leader, selfless and self-sacrificing, who can fill either full-back position or play in midfield. One of the most underrated players of the past decade.
32. Jamie Carragher (Liverpool)
Like a fine wine, he gets better with age. Reads the game exceptionally well and has developed a first-rate tactical awareness. Plus, he’d run through a brick wall for you.
31. Florent Malouda (Lyons)
Put him wide or put him in a diamond and the result is the same: a blend of quality and workrate that make him one of the most sought-after players on the market today.
30. John Terry (Chelsea)
He’s what God had in mind when he invented the British centre half. While Terry’s strength and courage win him plaudits, he is also an underrated distributor who reads the game very well.
29. Andrea Pirlo (Milan)
Possibly the best free-kick taker of the lot. He single-handedly brought back the role of the deep-lying playmaker. He’s the human metronome, the man who dictates his team’s rhythym and hardly ever gives the ball away.
28. Mahamadou Diarra (Real Madrid)
He’s a natural-made backbone to any side. Never stops running, wins every 50-50 and distributes the ball efficiently. A central defender’s best friend.
27. David Villa (Valencia)
Nobody in La Liga has scored more over the past two seasons. Quick, tricky and with an eye for goal, he will punish any opponent's error.
26. Michael Ballack (Chelsea)
OK, so he had a bad season. But he’s big, strong, outstanding in the air and can find the target from anywhere in the final third of the pitch.
25. Dimitar Berbatov (Tottenham Hotspur)
He has the body of a bruiser and the touch of a virtuoso. And he looks like he’ll only get better. One of the more athletic big men on this list.
24. Andriy Shevchenko (Chelsea)
Like Ballack, he underachieved last year. But his contribution goes beyond goals (is it just a coincidence that Didier Drogba scored so much in the one season he played alongside the Ukrainian?) and with an injury-free pre-season under his belt, he’s worth taking a punt on.
23. Ronaldo (Milan)
Put your fat jokes to one side please. Consider instead the seven goals in twelve starts for Milan after leaving the Bernabeu asylum. Or the 82 goals in 117 starts he notched at Real in the seasons before the move. Now wash your mouth out with soap.
22. Didier Drogba (Chelsea)
The nice thing with him is that you can either leave him up on his own and lump balls to him or get him involved in the short-passing game. Either way, he’ll tie up entire opposing back fours on his own.
21. Carles Puyol (Barcelona)
A fine defender, but he ranks so high for the intangibles. Puyol is a natural-born leader, a manager’s dream, a guy who knows his limits and will leave his innards on the pitch for the club.
20. Iker Casillas (Real Madrid)
Already a legend, and he only turned 26 last month. He’s an agile, fearless shot-stopper who, if Raul ever retires, will captain Real for years to come.
19. Daniel Alves (Seville)
Rarely does a single man dominate an entire flank the way he does. He combines the skills of a winger with the grit of an old-style hard man. His mere presence on the pitch forces the opposing side to readjust everything defensively.
18. Cesc Fabregas (Arsenal)
If you could open his skull, you’d find the brain of a 30-year-old. Few players are so mature and so aware at such a young age, while also being totally undaunted by the task in front of them.
17. Zlatan Ibrahimovic (Inter)
Admittedly, he’s one of the more volatile heads on this list. But creativity and vision like his rarely come in 6ft 5in packages, which makes him one of the most difficult players to defend against in the game.
16. Frank Lampard (Chelsea)
Let’s let the numbers do the talking, shall we? He has missed five league games in the past six seasons at Chelsea, while hitting double figures in league goals in each of the past four. Plus, he never slows down and is genuinely adored by his team-mates. What more do you want?
15. Ruud van Nistelrooy (Real Madrid)
And to think some numpties thought he was finished. He and Thierry Henry are the only strikers to have scored 20 or more goals in a major European league in five of the past six seasons. Put the ball anywhere near him and he’ll score. Simple as that.
14. Petr Cech (Chelsea)
Go ask Jose Mourinho and he’ll tell you that, had it not been for Steven Hunt’s boot, Chelsea would have won the treble this year. That’s how important Cech is. With a guy like him, you can just stick him in goal, stop worrying about the defensive aspect of the game and focus instead on the other end of the pitch.
13. Sergio Ramos (Real Madrid)
The highest ranked defender on this list and with good reason. He’s big, strong, fast and gifted. He held Real’s defence together this season, while chipping in at the attacking end as well. And he’s still only 21...
12. Thierry Henry (Arsenal)
Would have ranked higher, if not for the fact that he hasn’t played since early March and it remains to be seen in what condition he’ll return. Beyond that, he’s a sure thing. Not only does he scare the bejesus out of defenders, he is also one of the most prolific forwards around today. Had he been around all year, it’s unlikely the naysayers would have mocked Arsenal’s lack of finishing the way they did.
11. Wayne Rooney (Manchester United)
Another who had a mediocre season (by his standards). You notice how important he is when he is not there. His workrate and ability are hard to replace and he is quickly becoming indispensable, both for club and country.
10. Francesco Totti (Roma)
His job is to create, not finish, and yet he won the European Golden Boot this season with 26 league goals: a total made all the more remarkable when you throw in the fact that he uncharacteristically missed six penalties along the way. (At least he made the ones that mattered in the World Cup.) That alone should get him on the list - his vision and phenomenal range of passing are bonuses.
9. Leo Messi (Barcelona)
Leave Maradona out of it for a minute. Focus instead on that when the ball is at his feet, unless you’re Nostradamus, you have absolutely no idea what will happen next. There is no legislating for unpredictability in football and Messi has bags of it. Plus, his 14 Liga goals last year show that he has added a healthy scoring dimension to his game as well.
8. Carlos Tevez (West Ham)
A single-minded winner, who has carried whole clubs on his back in Argentina, Brazil and England. Tevez’s contribution isn’t measured in just goals and assists, but in self-sacrifice and heroism. With a season of European football under his belt, there is no telling how much better he’s going to be next year.
7. Steven Gerrard (Liverpool)
Speaking of heroics, he’s done it so many times, it’s easy to lose track. If Gerrard were a few inches taller and a few pounds more slight, we would marvel at his pure technical ability. Instead, we focus on his bruising workrate and other more obvious qualities. Don’t worry about fitting him into your side. Just do what Rafa does. Line up your nine other outfield players and let Gerrard do whatever he likes.
6. Gigi Buffon (Juventus)
Simply put, he’s a freak of nature. No man his size should be so athletic. His agility belies the laws of physics and he is about as unflappable as they come. Having a guy like him in your side means that defeats turn into draws and draws into victories. That alone is worth an extra ten to 15 points at the end of a season.
5. Michael Essien (Chelsea)
A one-man wrecking crew. Is there anything he can’t do? You could probably let the rest of the team go off for a fag break in the middle of the game and let him man the fort in midfield. Terrifyingly gifted already and, if given more responsibility, likely to get even better.
4. Samuel Eto’o (Barcelona)
He’s tired of playing second fiddle to Ronaldinho and with good reason. If he were anywhere else, people would be writing odes and sonnets to him. Eto’o is freakishly quick, an outstanding finisher, with a supernatural eye for goal. Plus, he’s happy to do the dirty work when the other side have possession. Just make sure you continue to massage his ego.
3. Cristiano Ronaldo (Manchester United)
In the P.C. era (pre-Cristiano) wingers were slight, nippy and small. He redefined the position marrying size and brawn with pace and trickery. You get the sense that, when he’s running at defenders, he could go around them or straight through them. As an added bonus, he’s also an aerial threat on set pieces.
2. Ronaldinho (Barcelona)
There’s a reason he’s always smiling. You’d be smiling all the time too if you knew that you were the best player on the pitch and you were about to make some poor defender look a jackass. He is the poster child for Brazilian football, the proud heir of those who came before him. He didn’t adapt to the European game, he forced it to adapt to him. Put him on the team sheet, sit back and enjoy the show.
1. Kaka (Milan)
The top four are incredibly tight, but he just edges it for one simple reason: he combines Brazilian flair with European directness like nobody else. He truly is a product of two footballing cultures, a man who has all the virtues and none of the vices of either. Speaking of vices, he really, really doesn’t have any. A committed Christian, he announced proudly that he was a virgin on his wedding night. He likes to parade around in his favourite T-shirt, the one that reads “I belong to Jesus” (thereby opening a whole can of worms regarding third-party ownership). And that’s another reason he tops the list - with Kaka in your team, odds are, the big fella upstairs will be on your side as well...
Saturday, 23 June 2007 | 13:12
Good day gone horrible ):
I'm not at all the crying sort, but
I can seriously just cry now.
My Thierry Henry has just left Arsenal.
:(
Thierry Henry In Barcelona For Four Years
The biggest transfer of this period has already been made on the first day of summer. Thierry Henry will play in Barcelona for four years.
Joseph Stedul
Denis Povh
According to the writing from Mundo Deportivo, which was confirmed by the vice president of Barcelona, Thierry Henry signed a four year contract with Barcelona.
The value of the transfer is estimated at 24 million euros, and the negotiations happened directly between Arsene Wenger and Ferran Sorian. One of the best strikers in the world in recent years, should be officially announced in the next few days. With this, the words of Samuel Eto’o have been confirmed, who denied his departure because he wanted to stay and play with Henry.
The race for Henry is over, and Barcelona have freshened their offence. After the end of the Galacticos in Real, Barcelona takes the title with the great trio, Ronaldinho – Henry – Eto’o. The news was reported by all larger Spanish media, and the only thing left is the wait for the official confirmation by Barcelona.
Published: June 23, 2007 00:51h
Happy 35th Birthday Zizou. Je t'aime....
I can seriously just cry now.
My Thierry Henry has just left Arsenal.
:(
Thierry Henry In Barcelona For Four Years
The biggest transfer of this period has already been made on the first day of summer. Thierry Henry will play in Barcelona for four years.
Joseph Stedul
Denis Povh
According to the writing from Mundo Deportivo, which was confirmed by the vice president of Barcelona, Thierry Henry signed a four year contract with Barcelona.
The value of the transfer is estimated at 24 million euros, and the negotiations happened directly between Arsene Wenger and Ferran Sorian. One of the best strikers in the world in recent years, should be officially announced in the next few days. With this, the words of Samuel Eto’o have been confirmed, who denied his departure because he wanted to stay and play with Henry.
The race for Henry is over, and Barcelona have freshened their offence. After the end of the Galacticos in Real, Barcelona takes the title with the great trio, Ronaldinho – Henry – Eto’o. The news was reported by all larger Spanish media, and the only thing left is the wait for the official confirmation by Barcelona.
Published: June 23, 2007 00:51h
Happy 35th Birthday Zizou. Je t'aime.
Thursday, 21 June 2007 | 14:14
Last week of the holidays. :(
3 Days, 2 nights in Malacca, Malaysia. 3 days, 2 nights in Changi SAFRA Resort. It was amazingly fun. And I ate alot. :( It was like an eating Marathon for everyone. So crazy.
There were actually quite a lot of hot tourists in Malacca. I bought two tees, three pairs of boxers, socks, and other stuff. I can't really remember everything that went on though. I know we went bowling and my super bitchy cousin was so annoying. His name is Bryan. Yuck. My sister, my cousin and I were bowling and I was bowling with the 9 pound ball. I'm not awesome at bowling, and so he kept going, " Use a heavier ball, spin the ball. You have to SPIN the ball." So I was like, "If you're so good, YOU do it." And he shut up. But 2 seconds after that, while he sister was getting ready to bowl, he went," Ah, even with the bumpers you'll still get zero pins, stupid!"
So when it got to HIS turn, everybody was expacting professional bowling. Or at least bowling better than us. So he bowled, and he got ZERO pins. All of us were laughing at him at teasing him. But he didn't say anything. The next time he bowled again, he got ZERO-AGAIN! Hah, Loser. The 3rd time, he knocked down nothing again. He turned around and said very defensively, "My hand HURTS!" We were all like, oookay, whatever.
So, at the chalet, I had the best time ever. OH AND YAY MADRID!!! REAL MADRID WON LA LIGA AND I'M SUPER HAPPY FOR THEM. And Becks especially. I feel very proud of him. Like, he's leaving Real and he leaves them with the title. :D I'm so happy. Sam, Amanda, my sis and I were watching the match at 3am to 5 am. TomKat, Posh, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz were in the crowd. Katie Holmes did her hair like Posh. Hahah.
Well, since we slept at like 5am plus, we wanted to sorta sleep in. But my 20 year old cousin who was also sleeping on the matteresses and sleeping bags downstairs with us because he didn't want to sleep in the humongous tents with the hundred kids who were just on either side of me.
SO at like 8 am in the morning, most of the kids were up but the 5am-ers were still sleeping.
Then suddenly we all heard this song getting louder and LOUDER. It was Gabriel's damn alarm from his damn phone going, "IIIIIIIIII CAN GIVE YOU GATSBYYYYYYY, GATSBYYYYYYYY, GATSBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY." And it kept repeating and repeating and we all got so fustrated we just thought, heck it, I'm going to wake up. 3 hours of sleep thanks to Mr. Gabriel Tan.
The 2nd day of our stay there, my nephews and cousins went to play football at the caged place they booked. It was cool.
On the way there my nephew Daryl was singing some Barney song. His older brother Denzel was like, "That song SUCKS!" So Daryl shouted, "OR HOR! YOU SAID THE "S" WORD!!"
By then I was already laughing. And Denzel went, "You got a problem?!"
Daryl went, "Yeah, YOU."
Denzel was like, "You got a problem, LICK THE FLOOR."
Daryl went, "YOU ALSO!"
I thought the lick the floor part was a bit off, but the both of them looked like they were about to murder each other so I didn't say anything. Funny bunnys.
AH, Kaka' is like so HOT right now. Not like he ever wasn't, but now, EVERYBODY WANTS HIM! Yay!
Just look.
Dad seeks hefty pay-hike for AC Milan's Kaka tribalfooball.com - June 18, 2007
Kaka is ready to discuss an improved contract with AC Milan.
The Brazilian star only renewed his deal last year, committing himself to Milan until 2011 for £3.75 millon-a-year. However, Bosco Leite, Kaka's Dad, is seeking talks over a new deal for his son and wants his wages hiked up to £4.25 million-a-year.
Bosco met with Real Madrid officials last week and was tabled terms worth ?7 million-a-year.
Along with the new contract demands, says Corriere dello Sport, Bosco has also requested Milan to bring Kaka's brother, Digao, back from his loan at Rimini next season.
While considering Bosco's demands, Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani is ready to hand a more influential role to Leonardo at the club next season.
The former Brazilian star is close to Kaka and his promotion is sure to please the Milan ace.
AND ANOTHER THING! IMPORTANT FOR EVERYBODY TO READ!
Pele: Kaka is best and better than Ronaldo :D :D :D
9:06 AM Tue 19th Jun, 2007
Pele has dubbed AC Milan midfielder Kaka 'the best player in the world', ahead of Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo.
Real Madrid target Kaka, 25, was in sparkling form in Europe this season and won Pele's admiration after leading AC Milan to a seventh Champions League/European Cup crown.
The Brazil international finished as top scorer in the competition with 10 goals, including three in the Rossoneri's 5-3 aggregate semi-final win against United.
'Kaka is the best player in the world, without a doubt,' said Pele in Italian sports daily La Gazzetta dello Sport.
Kaka and Portugal international Ronaldo have arguably been the stars of European football this past season, with the media and pundits alike clamouring to have their say on who is the more talented of the two.
Ronaldo, 22, recently won the English PFA Players' Player and Young Player of the Year awards, and walked off with the 2007 Portuguese Footballer of the Year gong in the wake of his starring role in United's successful Premiership campaign.
But for Pele, compatriot Kaka has the edge over the talented winger.
'Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in England,' he added. 'But from that to being the best player in the world there is still some way.
'Kaka is a player with great quality and that makes him stronger than Cristiano Ronaldo and that will help him become one of the best players ever.'
WOOHOO! GO KAKA'! GO PELE!
And suprise, suprise, more about Kaka'!
Robinho urges Kaka to join Real Madrid tribalfooball.com - June 19, 2007
Robinho has urged AC Milan star Kaka to join him at Real Madrid after celebrating their Spanish championship triumph.
The winger declared: "Kaka is a great player. I hope that he wins the vote [for World Player of the Year] and also that he can play with us at Real Madrid.
"We understand each other very well on and off the pitch, and it would be good to have another Brazilian with us.
"To play with a star like Kaka would be wonderful."
:)
And now, the rest of the Kaka' Vanity Fair picture scans! :) SEXY.
...
...
There were actually quite a lot of hot tourists in Malacca. I bought two tees, three pairs of boxers, socks, and other stuff. I can't really remember everything that went on though. I know we went bowling and my super bitchy cousin was so annoying. His name is Bryan. Yuck. My sister, my cousin and I were bowling and I was bowling with the 9 pound ball. I'm not awesome at bowling, and so he kept going, " Use a heavier ball, spin the ball. You have to SPIN the ball." So I was like, "If you're so good, YOU do it." And he shut up. But 2 seconds after that, while he sister was getting ready to bowl, he went," Ah, even with the bumpers you'll still get zero pins, stupid!"
So when it got to HIS turn, everybody was expacting professional bowling. Or at least bowling better than us. So he bowled, and he got ZERO pins. All of us were laughing at him at teasing him. But he didn't say anything. The next time he bowled again, he got ZERO-AGAIN! Hah, Loser. The 3rd time, he knocked down nothing again. He turned around and said very defensively, "My hand HURTS!" We were all like, oookay, whatever.
So, at the chalet, I had the best time ever. OH AND YAY MADRID!!! REAL MADRID WON LA LIGA AND I'M SUPER HAPPY FOR THEM. And Becks especially. I feel very proud of him. Like, he's leaving Real and he leaves them with the title. :D I'm so happy. Sam, Amanda, my sis and I were watching the match at 3am to 5 am. TomKat, Posh, Brooklyn, Romeo and Cruz were in the crowd. Katie Holmes did her hair like Posh. Hahah.
Well, since we slept at like 5am plus, we wanted to sorta sleep in. But my 20 year old cousin who was also sleeping on the matteresses and sleeping bags downstairs with us because he didn't want to sleep in the humongous tents with the hundred kids who were just on either side of me.
SO at like 8 am in the morning, most of the kids were up but the 5am-ers were still sleeping.
Then suddenly we all heard this song getting louder and LOUDER. It was Gabriel's damn alarm from his damn phone going, "IIIIIIIIII CAN GIVE YOU GATSBYYYYYYY, GATSBYYYYYYYY, GATSBYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY." And it kept repeating and repeating and we all got so fustrated we just thought, heck it, I'm going to wake up. 3 hours of sleep thanks to Mr. Gabriel Tan.
The 2nd day of our stay there, my nephews and cousins went to play football at the caged place they booked. It was cool.
On the way there my nephew Daryl was singing some Barney song. His older brother Denzel was like, "That song SUCKS!" So Daryl shouted, "OR HOR! YOU SAID THE "S" WORD!!"
By then I was already laughing. And Denzel went, "You got a problem?!"
Daryl went, "Yeah, YOU."
Denzel was like, "You got a problem, LICK THE FLOOR."
Daryl went, "YOU ALSO!"
I thought the lick the floor part was a bit off, but the both of them looked like they were about to murder each other so I didn't say anything. Funny bunnys.
AH, Kaka' is like so HOT right now. Not like he ever wasn't, but now, EVERYBODY WANTS HIM! Yay!
Just look.
Dad seeks hefty pay-hike for AC Milan's Kaka tribalfooball.com - June 18, 2007
Kaka is ready to discuss an improved contract with AC Milan.
The Brazilian star only renewed his deal last year, committing himself to Milan until 2011 for £3.75 millon-a-year. However, Bosco Leite, Kaka's Dad, is seeking talks over a new deal for his son and wants his wages hiked up to £4.25 million-a-year.
Bosco met with Real Madrid officials last week and was tabled terms worth ?7 million-a-year.
Along with the new contract demands, says Corriere dello Sport, Bosco has also requested Milan to bring Kaka's brother, Digao, back from his loan at Rimini next season.
While considering Bosco's demands, Milan vice-president Adriano Galliani is ready to hand a more influential role to Leonardo at the club next season.
The former Brazilian star is close to Kaka and his promotion is sure to please the Milan ace.
AND ANOTHER THING! IMPORTANT FOR EVERYBODY TO READ!
Pele: Kaka is best and better than Ronaldo :D :D :D
9:06 AM Tue 19th Jun, 2007
Pele has dubbed AC Milan midfielder Kaka 'the best player in the world', ahead of Manchester United's Cristiano Ronaldo.
Real Madrid target Kaka, 25, was in sparkling form in Europe this season and won Pele's admiration after leading AC Milan to a seventh Champions League/European Cup crown.
The Brazil international finished as top scorer in the competition with 10 goals, including three in the Rossoneri's 5-3 aggregate semi-final win against United.
'Kaka is the best player in the world, without a doubt,' said Pele in Italian sports daily La Gazzetta dello Sport.
Kaka and Portugal international Ronaldo have arguably been the stars of European football this past season, with the media and pundits alike clamouring to have their say on who is the more talented of the two.
Ronaldo, 22, recently won the English PFA Players' Player and Young Player of the Year awards, and walked off with the 2007 Portuguese Footballer of the Year gong in the wake of his starring role in United's successful Premiership campaign.
But for Pele, compatriot Kaka has the edge over the talented winger.
'Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in England,' he added. 'But from that to being the best player in the world there is still some way.
'Kaka is a player with great quality and that makes him stronger than Cristiano Ronaldo and that will help him become one of the best players ever.'
WOOHOO! GO KAKA'! GO PELE!
And suprise, suprise, more about Kaka'!
Robinho urges Kaka to join Real Madrid tribalfooball.com - June 19, 2007
Robinho has urged AC Milan star Kaka to join him at Real Madrid after celebrating their Spanish championship triumph.
The winger declared: "Kaka is a great player. I hope that he wins the vote [for World Player of the Year] and also that he can play with us at Real Madrid.
"We understand each other very well on and off the pitch, and it would be good to have another Brazilian with us.
"To play with a star like Kaka would be wonderful."
:)
And now, the rest of the Kaka' Vanity Fair picture scans! :) SEXY.
Wednesday, 13 June 2007 | 20:51
IT'S GETTING HOT IN HERE; SO TAKE OFF ALL YOUR CLOTHES.
So apparantly my 1950s name is Connie Bonnie, I'm a beer drinking woman, "You drink to have fun and let loose. Simple as that.And you aren't picky about what you drink, though you can appreciate a quality brew. Casual and down to earth, you can hang with the guys more easily than the girls.You prefer to date a man who is manly, direct, and sure of what he wants. "
And I am 54% lustful. "And it also adds; You are definitely a lustful person, but you do a good job of hiding it.Your friends would be surprised to know that your secretly very wild! "
All those quizzes, and many more, I took on blogthings.com. There's also "What do guys like about you?", which is on this blog! Click on the third picture of Kaka' and scroll down to take it! :)
ONE YEAR AGO, ON THIS DATE, WAS THE FIRST DAY THAT I SAW DARLING KAKA' AND FELL HEAD OVER HEELS IN LOVE WITH HIS AWESOME SKILLS AND AMAZING GOOD LOOKS. It's like our 1st year Anniversary today. Or just mine, whatever.
This is a very short entry because unfortunately I spent loads of time taking quizzes like "What colour is your lucky underwear?*" and I'm damn tired.
I'M GOING TO WATCH FANTASTIC FOUR TOMORROW! WHOOSH!
Chris Evans, here I come, baby!
*ORANGE!
Tuesday, 12 June 2007 | 14:41
I hate myself for lovin' you, can't break free from the things that you do.
So I just watched John Krasinski on Ellen(YouTube) today. Boy, he is HILARIOUS. He is the funniest thing ever. Gosh I could watch it again and have the same reaction to it. AND he is sooo HOT. HE is the main reason why I watch/ed The Office. He is just so ultra funny. Both as Jim and as himself. Hah he mentioned that he's single and made a really funny joke out of it. He is one of the funniest guests on Ellen EVER. It's a huge pity he was only on for like 5 minutes. He's tall too. I also watched this Karaoke thing they had on Ellen(YouTube). Hugh Jackman sang Addicted to Love! He is so Gorgeous. He was really enthusiastic about it. There was even a bit of headbanging at the end. ;) I remember Jon Leong sang it on SI before.
Heidi Klum sang Wheels on The Bus. So retarded. When it came to "the people on the bus go up and down, up and down," she literally went up and down, up and down. And her voice sounded like she had helium for breakfast or something. And oh God, when the windshield wipers on the bus went "whoosh whoosh whoosh", I don't know HOW she actually got round to making those three kids she has.
But the BEST PART was when John Krasinski came on to sing Hero. So lovely. He added his own words to the song.
So it kinda went like this; "Would you die, for the one you love(that's me), hold me in your arms tonight.(Why?) (Because), I can be your hero, baby, -bops around a little- (I feel it), I can kiss away the pain.( Did not sound good.) I will stand by you foreva. -Looks directly at the camera- You can take, my breath away. -Motions for them to cut off the song- (It's too much.) -Walks off-
And he honestly didn't sound that bad. After that John Cryer from Two And A Half Men sang Whip It. That was funny too. He looked so stiff. Hahah.
I'm planning to watch Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer on Thursday. The Silver Surfer is so uber Gorgeous. But you know who's even more Gorgeous? No, not Kaka'. Kaka' is WAY out of this league. CHRIS EVANS! Yay here are some movie stills. Uh from the movie.
FANTASTIC FOUR
JOHNNY STORM and er his sister, whats-her-name STORM.
From...
Heidi Klum sang Wheels on The Bus. So retarded. When it came to "the people on the bus go up and down, up and down," she literally went up and down, up and down. And her voice sounded like she had helium for breakfast or something. And oh God, when the windshield wipers on the bus went "whoosh whoosh whoosh", I don't know HOW she actually got round to making those three kids she has.
But the BEST PART was when John Krasinski came on to sing Hero. So lovely. He added his own words to the song.
So it kinda went like this; "Would you die, for the one you love(that's me), hold me in your arms tonight.(Why?) (Because), I can be your hero, baby, -bops around a little- (I feel it), I can kiss away the pain.( Did not sound good.) I will stand by you foreva. -Looks directly at the camera- You can take, my breath away. -Motions for them to cut off the song- (It's too much.) -Walks off-
And he honestly didn't sound that bad. After that John Cryer from Two And A Half Men sang Whip It. That was funny too. He looked so stiff. Hahah.
I'm planning to watch Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer on Thursday. The Silver Surfer is so uber Gorgeous. But you know who's even more Gorgeous? No, not Kaka'. Kaka' is WAY out of this league. CHRIS EVANS! Yay here are some movie stills. Uh from the movie.
FANTASTIC FOUR
JOHNNY STORM and er his sister, whats-her-name STORM.
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JOHNNY STORM
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HUMAN TORCH
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BECKS AFTER A REAL MADRID MATCH.
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HUMAN TORCH
--------------------------------------------------------------Two pieces of news concerning my darling Golden Balls today! A.K.A David Beckham.
First, the more interesting article.
Beckham steals the show at best pal's stag night (gasp)
From our ANI Correspondent
From our ANI Correspondent
London, June 11: Football heartthrob, David Beckham, stole the show at best pal, Gary Neville's stag night at a Madrid nightclub, where he arrived at 3 am after playing in a match at Zaragoza in north-east Spain.
The party that was mellowing down suddenly gathered momentum as Beckham, who drove 170 miles, arrived at the event.
The rocking dance floor halted as the footballer gave Neville a big hug and the two raised their beer mugs.
A throng of Spanish beauties tried to get close to the iconic sportsman, but Beckham ignored them all to chat with his Manchester United team mate.
"The party seemed subdued at first but went off with a bang when David Beckham suddenly appeared. He's like royalty in Spain, so everyone went wild at the sight of him. But he just looked delighted to be with his old mates," the Mirror quoted a source as saying.
The stag party, which will continue for four nights, has been organised by Gary's Everton-star brother Phil.
The guests at the stag night included Neville's Old Trafford associate Ruud Van Nistelrooy and ex-Chelsea defender Marcel Desailly. Man United legend, Bryan Robson, was also present at the bash and was the first one to hit the dance floor.
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He didn't REALLY steal the show. And even if he did, you can't blame him. Who was the one that assissted Tezza(John Terry) with that amazing free kick that gave England a 1-0 lead against Brazil? BECKS!
Gazza didn't even PLAY. And ohmygosh Ruud van Nistelrooy was there! HOT.
BECKS AFTER A REAL MADRID MATCH.I like this picture because I still don't know what's up with the pink paint.
June 11, 2007 (KABC-TV) - Victoria Beckham is married to soccer star David Beckham, but on Monday baseball was on her mind.
Beckham was at Dodger Stadium to throw out the first pitch for the Dodgers Mets game.
"I'm gonna do the best I can, this is a huge honor for me," she said.
Beckham took some practice tosses, throwing to Dodgers pitcher Derek Lowe.
She also got some pointers on the Dodgers from longtime manager Tommy Lasorda.
And in case you're wondering, Victoria said her husband, David, was at home and would be watching the game. 
For M
Second piece of news.
It's just Posh Spice.
Victoria Beckham Throws Out First Pitch at Dodgers Game
Victoria Beckham: 'A Huge Honor for Me'
Victoria Beckham: 'A Huge Honor for Me'
June 11, 2007 (KABC-TV) - Victoria Beckham is married to soccer star David Beckham, but on Monday baseball was on her mind.
Beckham was at Dodger Stadium to throw out the first pitch for the Dodgers Mets game.
"I'm gonna do the best I can, this is a huge honor for me," she said.
Beckham took some practice tosses, throwing to Dodgers pitcher Derek Lowe.
She also got some pointers on the Dodgers from longtime manager Tommy Lasorda.
And in case you're wondering, Victoria said her husband, David, was at home and would be watching the game.
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:( I missed the Kids Choice Awards. :(
I shall watch it this Friday. :)
This is the picture of the effing guy who put his effing seat so effing back that I wanted to cut his effing nice hair. I quite like the colour. :)
But he was still so effing annoying.
You pulled me under so I had to give in
Such a beautiful mess that's breaking my skin
Well I'll hide all the bruises; I'll hide all the damage that's done
but I show how I'm feeling until all the feeling has gone
For M
Monday, 11 June 2007 | 12:50
Muahahahahah. I am so utterly proud of myself right now. I posted the article of Kaka’ successful eye surgery BEFORE kakafans.net. Am I brilliant or what? :) But then again, they scored pictures of his passport and the copy of the letter he wrote to say he’s opting out of the Copa America 2007 in Venezuela. :( So right now there are quite few stars left in the Copa America Brasil squad. Ronaldinho wrote a letter saying he isn't going to be playing either. Only seven players going to the Copa America participated in the 2006 World Cup - Ze Roberto, Robinho, Fred, Gilberto, Mineiro, Gilberto Silva and Juan.
PICTURES OF KAKA' IN GLASSES. There are, of course, more, but I'm damn lazy to put all of them up.
HOTNESS!
I just found out that Kaka's on the cover of the Italian issue of Vanity Fair! Vanity UNfair's more like it. Anyway, it was actually in Italian but I managed to translate the whole interview. He talks a bit about his sex life. The dialogue's quite weird because the translation isn't 100% accurate, but you get the drift.
YOU SEXY THANG!
BEAUTIFULST!
05.06.2007
Kaká and the sex of the angels
"it has not been easy to arrive to the wedding without never to have been with one woman"
of Sara Faillaci on Vanity Fair n. 23 of the 14 june 2007
TAGS: Vanity Fair, Kaká, Milan, Silvio Berlusconi, Champions League, wedding, religion, Bible, verginità, love
"To the five of morning", it answers Ricardo Izecson Santos Leite, Kaká saying when Vanity Fair - in newspaper stand from the 6 june - asks that hour has gone to bed, the night of the end of Champions League. 25 years, the star Brazilian of the Milan as soon as incoronato champion of Europe, more than a viveur it is one stinco of saint. One that, when it wins the Champions, instead urlare it prays, instead jumping is knelt down, of the tifosi watches the sky.
:) He looks great even if he doesn't really smile.
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Kaka has eye surgery
Published: Saturday, 9 June, 2007, 06:19 AM Doha Time
MILAN: AC Milan star Kaka has successfully undergone eye surgery to treat defective vision, La Gazzetta dello Sport reported yesterday.The 25-year-old Brazilian was operated in a clinic in Modena, 240 kilometres south of Milan, where he had myopia and astigmatism corrected through laser surgery.So far, Kaka had played wearing contact lenses, which only in part corrected his vision. In the past season, he scored 10 goals in the Champions League, helping the Devils win their seventh European title. (DPA)
I have pictures of Kaka' in Glasses. Very sexy. I shall put them up soon. :)
Arrivederci!
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PICTURES OF KAKA' IN GLASSES. There are, of course, more, but I'm damn lazy to put all of them up.
HOTNESS!
I just found out that Kaka's on the cover of the Italian issue of Vanity Fair! Vanity UNfair's more like it. Anyway, it was actually in Italian but I managed to translate the whole interview. He talks a bit about his sex life. The dialogue's quite weird because the translation isn't 100% accurate, but you get the drift.
YOU SEXY THANG!
BEAUTIFULST!05.06.2007
Kaká and the sex of the angels
"it has not been easy to arrive to the wedding without never to have been with one woman"
of Sara Faillaci on Vanity Fair n. 23 of the 14 june 2007
TAGS: Vanity Fair, Kaká, Milan, Silvio Berlusconi, Champions League, wedding, religion, Bible, verginità, love
"To the five of morning", it answers Ricardo Izecson Santos Leite, Kaká saying when Vanity Fair - in newspaper stand from the 6 june - asks that hour has gone to bed, the night of the end of Champions League. 25 years, the star Brazilian of the Milan as soon as incoronato champion of Europe, more than a viveur it is one stinco of saint. One that, when it wins the Champions, instead urlare it prays, instead jumping is knelt down, of the tifosi watches the sky.
When it is asked if the favorite candidate to the Victoria of the Football of Gold is moved to the thought of being this year, he answers: "Task to have worked well and to deserve it, but is not that the night does not sleep us. My serenity does not depend on a prize ".
In the atmosphere of soccer it knows to you do not go fashionable. Which thing thinks about she the other soccers player?
"Every a lot I notice that a po' watches me perplexed, they think I I am strange. But then they accept to me and they respect to me ".
Anomalous, for its category, also in the interests: law a lot and is gotten passionate of cinema and theatre.
"they are not the only one. Costacurta, as an example, is much picking. And Ambrosini always turns with a book in hand ".
How it has known its moglie Caroline?
"To one festivity to Saint Paul. My father and its mother (Rosangela Lyra, general executive manager Dior Brasi them, ndr) knew itself and they have introduces to us to you. There are exchanges the telephone numbers to you, then have gone to find it for its birthday. Compiva 15 years ".
And it, of years, how many had some?
"Nineteen, but in Brasi them were already famous. In 2002, to I re-enter from the Victoria to the World-wide one, there are fiancèes ".
To 20 years it tried already moglie?
"Yes, I have always thought next to the wedding. But we have had to wait for three years: in Brasi they and two far ones, because I have come to play in Italy and it was too much young in order to follow to me. But that period has been important, has put to the test our love ".
Temptations?
"Those are always, but I try to avoid them. From when they are in Italy never they have gone in discotheque if not to the festivities of the Milan, and always with my moglie. Between we, when it was still in Brasi them, there was a pact: free to exit with the friends but to midnight it is re-entered to house and it is telephoned to us. I and Caroline have made many sacrifices ".
One refers to the distance?
"Not only to that one. We have chosen to arrive chaste to the wedding: the Bible standard that the true love is caught up alone with the wedding, with the blood exchange, what the woman loses with the verginità. In fact, for we, the first night has been beautifulst ".
It is not weighed to them to wait for?
"Sure that is weighed to me: they are a normal boy. It has not been easy to arrive to the wedding without never to have been with one woman. With Caroline we kissed ourselves and it wants it was, but there are always withholdings. If today our life is therefore beautiful, task is also because we have known to wait for ".
Berlusconi has said that it is generates ideal. It has made it appeal to?
"Yes. To my moglie a po' less, above all when it has added: "Sin that already is married". But then it has been corrected ". It is true that Berlusconi dreams to see it to play in attack? "He would want that the Milan came down in field with two tips, but I feel a trequartista. Also in end we have played therefore, and we have won ".
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KAKA'S PASSPORT PHOTO (The details on the right of his passport are blurred in case it's private or whatever.)
:) He looks great even if he doesn't really smile.I now like watching Miama Ink. Gillian's favourite show. I want to get a tattoo. I want to feel what it's like. But everybody will just kill me. Sigh. Actually I was only watching it because one day I happened to be talking to Gill on the phone and she said she's watching Miami Ink. So I switched to that channel and saw this really hot guy getting tattooed just above his groin. It was DAMN SEXY! So I watched it for that and I told Gill that I thought it was sexy and she went, "Ew!" Like what the hell, EW?! She was the one who told me to watch it in the first place. And so I watched another episode yesterday. I think the two bald guys are so hot. I like Chris Garver and Ami James. His name sounds like a girl's name... Hot. Chris is 35, I think, and Ami is 33. I know Ami is single. I think Kat's younger brother, Michael is so damn HOT.
I'm SO going to go watch Fantastic Four next Thursday before I leave for Malacca and the stay at the chalet after. I MUST. WHOO I CAN SEE MY HOT CHRIS EVANS IN ACTION! Great Balls Of FIRE! Oh wait a minute, sorry Chris, Great Balls of Fire Belong to Kaka' only. I know! You can be Great Torch of Fire. Oohh. Sounds fucking sexy. But not as Sexy as Kaka'.
And MARIE, CHRIS EVANS IS MINE. Go run off with Mr. Urie for all I care.
And HE DOES NOT HAVE WRINKLES! Or at least he's not the only one.
You give me something
that makes me scared alright
this could be nothing
but I'm willing to give it a try
please give me something
because someday I might know my heart
Sunday, 10 June 2007 | 16:39
It won't be soon before long
Bonjour,
something almost everybody's done. Now it's my turn. Credits: Summer/Summer's blog.
step 1 - list ELEVEN random names off your head (no you don't need to like them!)and then answer the questions below. no peeking beforehand! :D
one. Kaka'
two. Marie
three. Samantha
four. Summer
five. Gillian
six. Joachim
seven. Mervelle
eight. Rachael
nine. Rachel
ten. Nuttaye
eleven. Kleinman
How did you meet no10.?
[Nuttaye] Through Gill and Mervelle. And she's in my class.
What would you do if you had never met 6?
[Joachim] Er, I'd never have met and had such a dear catechist who cares alot for his class, supports Arsenal :) and I'd have missed out on many good quotes from a great guy.
What would you do if 6 and 2 dated?
[Joachim and Marie] I don't wanna take this quiz anymore. :( I really don't know. Hope that things work out alright. :]
Have you ever seen 4 cry?
[Summer] Yeah.
Do you think 1 is pretty?
[Kaka'] YESSS. The PRETTIEST.
Tell me something about number 1.
[Kaka'] Oh yay, Kaka' again! Just one thing? HE'S THE BESTEST MOST GORGEOUS, SKILLED, TALENTED, HANDSOME, SUAVE, CUTE, HOT, KIND, HUMBLE, RELIGIOUS, MODEST, DEDICATED, BOOTILICIOUS FOOTBALLER IN THE WORLD EVER. And a million other things. Oh and apart form Carol, he's mine.
How do you know 8?
[Rachael] In my class last year, Mrs Tan sat the two of us together. That was the beginning of a great friendship. :)
Would you ever go on a date with number 5?
[Gillian] Hahah. Okay. :) I'm dying to watch the new Fantastic Four anyway. CHRIS EVANS! Mr Fantastic's pretty alright too. :D
What's 7's favorite color?
[Mervelle] She Loves Red, Black and White. The whole combination. And she tells me all the time.
What would you do if 2 confessed he liked you?
[Marie] SHE already did. ;p Hahah. Uh, I don't think I'm ready to commit to a gay relationship just yet. Sorry love. :)
Fact about 9
[Rachel] She likes eating instant noodles.
Who is 6 going out with?
[Joachim] I think he'd rather it be kept private.
Who is number 5 to you?
[Gillian] She's my date for Thursday.
Would you ever live with 11?
[Natasha Kleinman] Alrighty, mate!
Is 2 single?
[Marie] Yes. She's still waiting for me, though. XD
How much does 3 mean to you?
[Sam] The world.
What do you think about 1?
[Kaka'] I think he's THE HOTTEST AND SEXIEST THING ALIVE! I think he's really humble too because despite the fact that he's honestly one of THE BEST PLAYERS IN THE WORLD, he's not flashy like Cristiano. And he's a really great model for Armani. :D And he's gorrrrgeous. :)
What's the best thing about number 8?
[Rachael] The BEST thing... She knows what I'm thinking or feeling all the time. Vice versa. We have a bit of a mental telepathy thing going on.
What do you dislike about number 10?
[Nuttaye] Queen Nut? She'd banish me from the Kingdom if I say anything. But there's nothing I dislike. I LIKE the fact that she's funny.
Favorite Memory with 6?
[Joachim] So many questions! There are none for now. NOT that it's torture being around him or anything, but there's no FAVOURITE memory. Looking forward to it, though. :)
Great! I'm done! :)
That took me a long time to finish.
I bought Maroon 5's It Won't Be Soon Before Long cd on Friday at HMV when I went out with Claudia, Gill and Marie with my $80 vouchers cousin Christina gave me. It came with a free tee shirt too. I'm wearing it to sleep when I go to the chalet next weekend. Woohoo! I bought James Morrison's Undiscovered too. It's Fantabulous. Maroon 5 too. I've got the hots for Adam Levine. Since I was 10. He's damn good-looking.
OMFG SPEAKING OF GOOD-LOOKING! Kaka' supposedly went for eye surgery yesterday! Scary. Thankfully, everything's alright. Here's the short article.Kaka has eye surgery
Published: Saturday, 9 June, 2007, 06:19 AM Doha Time
MILAN: AC Milan star Kaka has successfully undergone eye surgery to treat defective vision, La Gazzetta dello Sport reported yesterday.The 25-year-old Brazilian was operated in a clinic in Modena, 240 kilometres south of Milan, where he had myopia and astigmatism corrected through laser surgery.So far, Kaka had played wearing contact lenses, which only in part corrected his vision. In the past season, he scored 10 goals in the Champions League, helping the Devils win their seventh European title. (DPA)
I have pictures of Kaka' in Glasses. Very sexy. I shall put them up soon. :)
Arrivederci!
Wednesday, 6 June 2007 | 18:23
A week after the return from Thailand
Chiang Mai, suprisingly, was a blast. Except for the last day when I got up at 5.25am, travelled for 16 hours just to see the bloody Golden Triangle, which just so you know, wasn't Golden, and was NOT a triangle. All we saw was an imaginary "triangle" where three countries- Myannmar, Burma and Thailand meet. We took a photo under the sign that said Golden Triangle and we left. HOW EXCITING. For lunch we had "original tom yum" soup. Sure, it was original. But sure as hell it tasted like shit. No wonder it's ORIGINAL, they probably didn't have spices back then so they just threw in some dirt form the ground, gum off their shoes, webs off the ceilings and maybe eye of newt, dung of elephant or something. Sam commented that it tasted like Tom yum flavoured instant noodles, (probably after you wash your shoes with it) but Fonzie got a little defensive and went, "Don't insult my instant nooodles, okay?!"
Before that we went to the Hot Spring thingy. Sam, my sis and the kids went to boil eggs in the hot spring well. The egg-ish smell made me even more nauseous than I already was since breakfast. So I was pretty sick throughout the whole day. That whole day was a waste of time especially when we went to see the border of Thailand and Burma or something? We didn;t even get to cross it. Just "admire" from 30 metres afar. Finally after that we got to go home. But of course, thanks to Alec the rubbish tour guide, not before we went to see the long neck tribes(I slept in the bus) and bought some of those Thai snacks. Got back to the Royal Princess Hotel at night. Like at 10 plus. Went to the night market for the third time in three nights and bought a Che Guevara tee(at last!), another pair of Thai boxing shorts, and a few souveniers for me mateys. And THAT was the highlight of my day. Saw lots of hot Caucasian guys bargaining. Hotness. That was the last day for me.
First day was MUCH BETTER.
EXCEPT for the guy in the plane seat in front of me who pushed his seat SOO far back I felt like smacking his gorgeously sandy blonde and black hair covered head. Took a picture while Sam was sleeping. Might put up a picture someday. Going to have dinner soon so I gotta try and hurry it up. The Royal Princess hotel was so awesome. You step out of it and directly across the road you see Maccas(McDonalds) and Subway. Walk a few metres to your left you get Starbucks. And on the right you have 7 Eleven. I officially pronounced Sam and I the Royalty of Room 225. We had our own Royalty Chairs, Beds and Bathrobes. The water provided at our 4 star Royal Princess Hotel came in Glass bottles. Uber cool. Everytime we finished the two and tehy'd replenish them. And there was the incident with the room service guy! Hahah. We were in the room lazing around and it was about 4 plus there. We got kinda hungry so we ordered sandwiches. When the guy came up to serve us, he passed my cousin the bill and she gave him 500 baht. He took the money, smiled really big and left. My cousin looked at me and I went, "What?" She exclaimed, "HE DIDN'T GIVE ME CHNAGE!"
Me, " How much was it?"
Sam, "200 Baht!"
Me,"And you gave him 500 Baht. I think they charge it directly to the bill and YOU just gave him his tip."
Sam,"WHAT?!"
After eating we decide to wait and see if he's nice enough to come back and return the change. I get bored and walk over ot my sister's room to see what she and the kids are up to. Then a few minutes later I open their door and walk out. Then I see the room service guy holding some cash and smiling really big again. I run into our room and ask my cousin what happened. We're noth laughing for no reason. She said he DID return the change and she gave him a tip and he said thanks. His face was so funny. But Sam's face was the funniest. Dinner that day sucked like hell. Thank God for the sandwiches. We went to the night market after. Saw this Caucasian guy in some American state cap, Mao ZeDong tee and really nice Thai boxing shorts. He looked about 16. Had a blonde mullet. :) I kept contemplating baout whether to buy it and finally, in Haagen Daz when I saw him again, I decided to and Sam bought a pair too. The guy wanted 480 Baht for a pair but our aunt managed to get 2 pairs for 400 Baht. Went back to the Royal Room happy.
Second day was Hot Guy day. So many tourists you wouldn't believe it. I almost couldn't believe me eyes! We went to the elephant place and we fed them and rode them. And we all saw a Rod Stewart look alike. He was a little shorter though. I Saw Italian Mohinder and Izaac look-alikes too! Saw them many times. During the elephant show and during lunch. Pictures! OH and the Thai boxing shorts guy was there too! During lunch I had to escape from a dog that just appeared behind me. I climbed onto the banisters beside me and crossed to the other side of the table while my cousin and some waiter shoo-ed it away. Pretty embarrassing. Fonzie was like, "The things she does to escape." But DUH, I had to escape. River rafting- boring. Went for a Thai body massage after dinner. At first I couldn't take it and started laughing. Sam was laughing too. Then I tried my best to suppress all my laughter and as soon as she started on the arms and back I totally stopped laughing. Then I tipped my masseuse with 100 baht. So did Sam. The next day Sam's dad went back and the people there supposedly all remember us becasue we laughed and were "very kind!". Cool. We went to the night market after. Saw Thai boxing shorts guy again. And on the last day At the night market I saw him again. So everyday I saw him. He was EVERYWHERE.
That's basically it. For everything else, you just had to be there. :)
I'm proud to say I think I'm over Macbeth.
More on that next time.
Au revoir!...
Before that we went to the Hot Spring thingy. Sam, my sis and the kids went to boil eggs in the hot spring well. The egg-ish smell made me even more nauseous than I already was since breakfast. So I was pretty sick throughout the whole day. That whole day was a waste of time especially when we went to see the border of Thailand and Burma or something? We didn;t even get to cross it. Just "admire" from 30 metres afar. Finally after that we got to go home. But of course, thanks to Alec the rubbish tour guide, not before we went to see the long neck tribes(I slept in the bus) and bought some of those Thai snacks. Got back to the Royal Princess Hotel at night. Like at 10 plus. Went to the night market for the third time in three nights and bought a Che Guevara tee(at last!), another pair of Thai boxing shorts, and a few souveniers for me mateys. And THAT was the highlight of my day. Saw lots of hot Caucasian guys bargaining. Hotness. That was the last day for me.
First day was MUCH BETTER.
EXCEPT for the guy in the plane seat in front of me who pushed his seat SOO far back I felt like smacking his gorgeously sandy blonde and black hair covered head. Took a picture while Sam was sleeping. Might put up a picture someday. Going to have dinner soon so I gotta try and hurry it up. The Royal Princess hotel was so awesome. You step out of it and directly across the road you see Maccas(McDonalds) and Subway. Walk a few metres to your left you get Starbucks. And on the right you have 7 Eleven. I officially pronounced Sam and I the Royalty of Room 225. We had our own Royalty Chairs, Beds and Bathrobes. The water provided at our 4 star Royal Princess Hotel came in Glass bottles. Uber cool. Everytime we finished the two and tehy'd replenish them. And there was the incident with the room service guy! Hahah. We were in the room lazing around and it was about 4 plus there. We got kinda hungry so we ordered sandwiches. When the guy came up to serve us, he passed my cousin the bill and she gave him 500 baht. He took the money, smiled really big and left. My cousin looked at me and I went, "What?" She exclaimed, "HE DIDN'T GIVE ME CHNAGE!"
Me, " How much was it?"
Sam, "200 Baht!"
Me,"And you gave him 500 Baht. I think they charge it directly to the bill and YOU just gave him his tip."
Sam,"WHAT?!"
After eating we decide to wait and see if he's nice enough to come back and return the change. I get bored and walk over ot my sister's room to see what she and the kids are up to. Then a few minutes later I open their door and walk out. Then I see the room service guy holding some cash and smiling really big again. I run into our room and ask my cousin what happened. We're noth laughing for no reason. She said he DID return the change and she gave him a tip and he said thanks. His face was so funny. But Sam's face was the funniest. Dinner that day sucked like hell. Thank God for the sandwiches. We went to the night market after. Saw this Caucasian guy in some American state cap, Mao ZeDong tee and really nice Thai boxing shorts. He looked about 16. Had a blonde mullet. :) I kept contemplating baout whether to buy it and finally, in Haagen Daz when I saw him again, I decided to and Sam bought a pair too. The guy wanted 480 Baht for a pair but our aunt managed to get 2 pairs for 400 Baht. Went back to the Royal Room happy.
Second day was Hot Guy day. So many tourists you wouldn't believe it. I almost couldn't believe me eyes! We went to the elephant place and we fed them and rode them. And we all saw a Rod Stewart look alike. He was a little shorter though. I Saw Italian Mohinder and Izaac look-alikes too! Saw them many times. During the elephant show and during lunch. Pictures! OH and the Thai boxing shorts guy was there too! During lunch I had to escape from a dog that just appeared behind me. I climbed onto the banisters beside me and crossed to the other side of the table while my cousin and some waiter shoo-ed it away. Pretty embarrassing. Fonzie was like, "The things she does to escape." But DUH, I had to escape. River rafting- boring. Went for a Thai body massage after dinner. At first I couldn't take it and started laughing. Sam was laughing too. Then I tried my best to suppress all my laughter and as soon as she started on the arms and back I totally stopped laughing. Then I tipped my masseuse with 100 baht. So did Sam. The next day Sam's dad went back and the people there supposedly all remember us becasue we laughed and were "very kind!". Cool. We went to the night market after. Saw Thai boxing shorts guy again. And on the last day At the night market I saw him again. So everyday I saw him. He was EVERYWHERE.
That's basically it. For everything else, you just had to be there. :)
I'm proud to say I think I'm over Macbeth.
More on that next time.
Au revoir!